Skate Life

Busting my @$$ on a slide.

K i'm sure some of you guys have tried to show off to your friends-girls included.
Anyway me and my friend went to the town middle school to skate.He's a bmx, so he took his bike.
Ok, now this middle school has a ton of stairs and rails -none that i can grind- so we hung out there for a while.
Doing mutes and such. When out of nowhere the janitor, mr. John comes and tells us that the principle was
coming and we had to jet. Now me and John are cool, but me and the principle are anything but. Cat and dog relationship if you will. (i'm the dog by the way) So after thanking mr. John for the warning me and Brandon leave.
The school has this playground that has some of those little metal balance beams (you know the ones that kinda curve?) so i decide to practice my unities on that, when Brandon comes flying across on his bike from off the slide.
I've still got no idea how he got it up there-Now Me, being me, decides to try and grind on the little ledge that separated the slides.This is were everything went wrong. this slide was pretty high, like 8-9 feet mabey? and looking down from my skates made it look way higher.
I could tell that i wasn't going to land this but i didn't care, well atleast until some of the local girls came buy.-and the popular one who has some type of grudge against me was leading them right to were me and Brandon was.I could see by the look on her face that she knew, that i knew, that i wasn't going to land this trick. So she called everyone over to watch.
And before i knew if 15 other kids had shown up out of nowhere, telling me to do the trick.
So having no other choice, i tried a Porn star down the ledge when i fell off and landed on my but in a puddle of mud.
To tell the truth i dn't think i even came close to grinding, i think i just fell. Because my my pants where white cargos that mud stain was not working in my favor. "Mud butt" was my nickname for the rest of the day.
But i didn't care i keep on trying to grind that slide for the rest of the day.(never came close)

yup but that was my tuesday.Have any of you tried to grind thoses? Let me know what haptend if its to your liking.

Latter

Tags: Playground, principle, school, slide

Comment by Ghost King on May 1, 2009 at 9:52am: Haha mad balls kid. if they would of called me mud butt i put in their faces

Comment by MaCcanura on May 1, 2009 at 5:57pm: lol.

Comment by Ian Harris on May 1, 2009 at 8:27pm: ha. sounds pretty fun. dude i hate those popular bitches iam in middle school and one day iam going out with one the next day my girlfrien is makingout with this other guy. so kicked his ass and got in school suspension. so i was thinkingabout going outside and just trying to grind this prety lowhandicap rail. but the prinipal caught me tryig to snaek out lol peace

Comment by skank kid on May 1, 2009 at 11:37pm: hey just to let you know,that popular bitch will wanna do you so bad when you get older. high school chicks dig skaters

Comment by MaCcanura on May 2, 2009 at 12:55am: lol its too late for them bro. i've got a great girl lol.

Comment by Spr_StaR* on May 2, 2009 at 4:44pm: lol..those slides are always fun..i tried that a few times trying to soul..it did not work at all lol..idk how the hell i didnt die..then..ma feet dis some weird crap and i accidentally managed a torque lol...emphasis on accidentally..lol..i was too bunsz to try it agen so i havent eva since that day lol..everyone was watchin waitin for me to bust ma ass cuz ima girl..but noooopppeee!!! lol..keep tryin..u'll get it..Peace

Comment by ROYA7 JENKIN$ on May 6, 2009 at 1:43pm: good shit man stay cool nice storiy ,brought me back.blades get u laid dont forget.do a few twirls in the air maybe a long frontside and thery all over it.