Sorry I did not have a chance to update yesterday afternoon when I got off work. Instead, I went over to Brandon's house and took rips off his 3 footer til my head felt like a hot air balloon. That, and watched "fear and loathing in Las vegas" for the billionth time. I wish I could give a happy ending to this wasted tale that is my life, but I lack the poetry to write it in narrative, so I will just highlight the finer details in bullet form.
1. She showed up to the meet at the mall alone and she was crying even before I arrived.
2. She had documentation from a doctor that she is indeed knocked up ( I did half want to ask who else she has fucked, but I thought better of it for the time being)
3. I stated that I will, of course, provide. Even if that means me dropping out of college.
4. My parents will certainly kill me once they find out (have not told them yet)
5. For the time being anyways, we are going to be BF and GF again for the sake of appearances.
If there is a moral to this story bros, it would be to be smarter than I was. Everyone likes to get pussy, but their are consequences for your actions.
I am 19 bros, and my life is about to get turned into a fucking 3 ring circus.
I wonder if they can extradite me from Brazil? (J/k). It takes a big man to be able to clown in my situation.
The Xsjado signing off
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on one hand, im sorry.
on the other hand, congratulations, youre gonna be a father!